Official Phillies at Giants series thread - starts 8/15/14

If the muffin be bluffin.... I get to actin like ruffin.... Time for two in a row.... Or I be maddddd....

This team doesn't do anything well.... Not a thing.... The base running has been terrible.... And Flannery.... Maybe it's time to take the band on the road full time.... Year round.... I guess we have all reached that level of acceptance.... Tried not to.... Tried to avoid it.... But it's right there.... Game over....

Sinking ships gonna sink.

Sinking ship is just bobbing there in the ocean.... Projecting the illusion that it won't meet its watery grave anytime soon.... That was a season saving comeback for the ages.... I'm not afraid to admit I almost switched to streaming interracial porn with the score 5-1.... Almost?.... Who am I kidding.... Got to get this one today.... Big Time Timmy Jim vs. Peyton....

Big Time Timmy with the win.... 5 mediocre innings was enough to win the series.... The sinking ship refuses to go down.... 3 1/2 out with a winnable series coming up.... But the Dodgers get 6 cupcake games in a row now.... All the bailing of water in the world may not be enough.... But I refuse to give up.... I shall stand my ground.... I will go down with this ship.... I will not seek the safety of a life boat.... I will not scream out for a life preserver.... I have made my peace with this world.... The baseball Gods are free to take me.... This is my moment of self sacrifice.... To give.... So that others can keep on taking....