Jeremy Affeldt may be back on the DL, but his sense of humor isn't hurting at all. As he was surrounded by reporters and cameras today, Affeldt cracked: "I was actually separating frozen hamburgers and I slipped on the floor." In all seriousness, Affeldt said he feels terrible about suffering an...[[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]