The most boring day in sports may have officially become Brian Wilson's playground. One year after taking the ESPYs by storm with his spandex tuxedo , the San Francisco Giants pitcher showed up at Wednesday's edition of the "awards" show with a sasquatch for a date. (Here they are sharing a tender moment in a hotel suite before hitting the red carpet.) Wilson is currently entertaining #asksasquatch questions via Twitter , so here's one: Exactly how does the monster figure into Wilson's rehab from his second Tommy John surgery ? So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read? Follow the jump for winners from the last Create-a-Caption, featuring Chipper Jones and Derek Jeter: